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From the perspective of the reader this may seem like an exercise in futility. You must understand though that one day I will create that piece of art or think of that world changing idea and will make peoplewonder, "What sort of world creates a man like that" I of course will have no idea.

This will have to be the bread crumbs they can follow to my climb to greatness.

Either that, or someone that has to write up a eulogy can come here for dirt and put it into their little speech, "I remember the time...haha...he was so funny...he did (insert story here)...I'll really miss that. Cheers Jim, best of luck dude."

I tell you, if the the Pearl Poet had access to the Internet, we would know today that 'he' was actually the scullery maid to a minor lord who was sick and tired of her household and dreamt of a more wonderous world. Al Gore, why couldnt you have lived before the time of Christ. Your invention could have made it possible for us to track IM conversations between Judas and Pilot.

PonchythePilot : Jude, man, I really need to get that report turned in on who to string up next week. Any status on that?
JudasInaChariot : Damn, I completely forgot! I am just getting sooo razzed by my boss and its not even like I work for the guy. Tell you what, can I turn him in?

Oh, BTW, I know this is suppose to be a mini-biography. So here it is really really fast

Damn. Informative, huh?

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